“Genies pity them, shedding tears as if they’ve got onions strapped under their mammary glands because they know they are wrong. Or was it because they were busted; or because they believe they are always right; or they fear their birthright is not going to work this time; or to fucking damn well make sure that it does? To think, if she hadn’t
had the dashcam footage, this lot would be sitting in a plush library describing how they escaped this gigantic black woman in darkest South London by jumping out of her runaway cab. They wouldn’t be short of offers from freedom lovers to ghostwrite the best seller: another Hollywood blackbuster in your cinemas now, nominated for nine
Oscars, an unflinching, honest, excoriating examination of the impact of multiculturalism on the right to our cherished ideals and free speech.
Os didn’t blame them. It’s the culture, innit? Perhaps she’d be the same if she’d been born into, or indoctrinated by, the great American export, Whiteanity – the Bible-based Kamasutra in which whites must always be on top. An ideology that implied that if ordinary apple-pieloving, God-fearing people can lynch, burn, hang and quarter, and gun down at a whim, celebrate the misery heaped on others in kaleidoscopic colour, sparkling Pulitzer purple verse and prose, it must follow that such hapless target creatures –bait – must be pathologically and genetically less than the ones who did the killing. Which is why when the black man goes to the shops, he risks a melanin-seeking slug in his back or cranium courtesy of the concerned corner cop. And when some want to kill to keep the privilege their colourless skin brings, their selfproclaimed babe magnet cheerleader – who was dragged screaming and tweeting from the White House – merely shrugs, says shooters are good people, they were provoked, and goes back to desperately fishing for likes for his hashtag preaching. Over in Russia Putin is seething in envy because he wants his
share of the Whiteanity empire too, starting from east to west. It’s his religious duty, Genies, his heritage and birthright too, you see. Silly Ukrainians, can’t you see he is doing it for you too?
It was this same birthright thing that did for her son. And she was complicit too.”
